The Unintended Penis

because a dirty mind sees what it wants to see

And on the 7th day he said “Suck it”

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 19, 2009

So God is a man!

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More weather weiners!

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 19, 2009

Let’s look beyond the fact that the person doing the captioning failed Geography

That is one limp Cuba that man has there

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It’s like riding a bike?

Posted by unintendedpenis on August 13, 2009

How cute! Little pink wangs for your daughters handle bars!

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So if you child has a bike and the handle bar grip breaks, can you just stick a sex toy on there and call it a day? It would seem they are interchangeable.  I’m like freaking Martha Stewart here!

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What did she have to do to win that thing?

Posted by unintendedpenis on July 30, 2009

Because whatever it was, I want nothing to do with it.

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God has a sense of humor

Posted by unintendedpenis on July 21, 2009

Let’s hope this little guy is a grow-er, cause he’s not a show-er

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I think this also answers the question WWJD? He’d circ his child.  Mothers can finally stop debating now.

Anyone else having flashbacks to that “one guy”? Come on, we’ve all been there and sadly done that.

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Massaging chair? Yes please!

Posted by unintendedpenis on July 17, 2009

I want one of these. Do I care how much it costs? No I do not. Do you think they will express deliver? God I hope so

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Dora the X-plorer

Posted by unintendedpenis on July 7, 2009

This is the Dora the Explorer Aquapet. Do I really need to say anything else?

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Really? No one in marketing saw a problem with this?

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Happy 4th of July everyone!

Posted by unintendedpenis on July 4, 2009

To honor our independence day, lets take a look at our very own national monument of the unintended penis.

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Now with 50% more balls!

Have a safe holiday everyone and send in any unintended penis you happen to see. *

*Drunk Uncle Joe showing his penis at the cookout does not count as unintended

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Exit at West Ave and take a right on the giant wang

Posted by unintendedpenis on July 2, 2009

My house is just past the foreskin. But if you hit the urethra, you’ve gone too far.

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I wonder what the plan for the land just under this development is? Two giant balls?

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Stick that in your USB

Posted by unintendedpenis on July 1, 2009

Isn’t that cute? It’s an elephant shaped flash drive. So cute and cartoon like and…

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hung like an elephant! Yowsers!

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That thing needs to by my computer dinner before I can plug it in.

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