The Unintended Penis

because a dirty mind sees what it wants to see

An inportant thing to remember about trees

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 30, 2009

Now all wood is as hard as the others.

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This reminds me of Southpark

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 28, 2009

Remember the episode when Cartman “rubs” the dog to make “milk” squirt out? And he chants “Red Rocket” while doing it?

Well here ya go!

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I’m no doctor

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 27, 2009

But wouldn’t steroids make those balls smaller?

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Introducing the new line of inflatables!

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 25, 2009

It’s the “So you want to be a urologist” line

 

 

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Welcome to our home

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 24, 2009

Would you like to see inside? Just walk up the side walk. Harder…. faster….now slow down…go back….faster….

Wow, was that good for you?

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Kids build the darndest things!

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 23, 2009

This was sent in by one of our readers. Let’s call it Magnedicks.

 

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Now available at your local Sports Authority

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 22, 2009

The Sodomy Cycle. Try to cut me off and so help me I’ll ram you!

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I have no idea what Ben 10 is

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 21, 2009

But it would appear I should start watching cartoons more

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An oldie, but a goodie!

Posted by unintendedpenis on November 20, 2009

Where did I put my giant gold plated vibrator?

There it is!

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