The Unintended Penis

An inportant thing to remember about trees

unintendedpenis — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:41:31 +0000

Now all wood is as hard as the others.

unintendedpenis — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:41:09 +0000

Remember the episode when Cartman “rubs” the dog to make “milk” squirt out? And he chants “Red Rocket” while doing it?

Well here ya go!

unintendedpenis — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:36:50 +0000

But wouldn’t steroids make those balls smaller?

unintendedpenis — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:32:46 +0000

Or at least one with a dirty mind

Apparently at one time this was the logo for the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.

unintendedpenis — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:23:31 +0000

It’s the “So you want to be a urologist” line

unintendedpenis — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:28:06 +0000

Would you like to see inside? Just walk up the side walk. Harder…. faster….now slow down…go back….faster….

Wow, was that good for you?

unintendedpenis — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:21:04 +0000

This was sent in by one of our readers. Let’s call it Magnedicks.

unintendedpenis — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:11:56 +0000

The Sodomy Cycle. Try to cut me off and so help me I’ll ram you!

unintendedpenis — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:10:08 +0000

But it would appear I should start watching cartoons more

unintendedpenis — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:07:27 +0000

Where did I put my giant gold plated vibrator?

There it is!